Wedding vows are a special moment in any couple's big day, but not everyone wants to stick to the traditional script. If you and your partner have a playful sense of humor, you might be looking for some funny examples to inspire your own vows.
Here are four examples to get you started.
The "I Promise to Share My Fries" Vow
For couples who love to share everything, this vow is a perfect fit.
"I promise to share my fries, even when I really don't want to. I promise to always order extra so we never have to fight over the last one. And I promise to never judge you for dipping them in weird sauces."
This vow is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face and set the tone for a fun and lighthearted ceremony.
The "I'll Always Let You Win at Mario Kart" Vow
For couples who love to compete, this vow is a playful way to show your love and commitment.
"I promise to always let you win at Mario Kart, even though I secretly practice when you're not around. I promise to never hold your victories against you and to always be your player two. And most importantly, I promise to love you even when you beat me at every game we play."
This vow is sure to bring laughter and joy to your wedding ceremony.
The "I Promise to Laugh at Your Jokes, Even When They're Not Funny" Vow
For couples who love to laugh together, this vow is a perfect fit.
I promise to always laugh at your jokes, even when they're not funny. I promise to never let a bad joke ruin our day and to always find the humor in every situation. And most importantly, I promise to never stop making you laugh and to always be your partner in laughter."
This vow is a lighthearted way to show your love and appreciation for your partner's sense of humor.
The "I'll Love You Even When You're Hangry" Vow
For couples who know the struggle of being hangry (hungry + angry), this vow is a hilarious way to show your commitment to each other.
"I promise to love you even when you're hangry, to always have a snack on hand, and to never take your hunger-induced mood swings personally. I vow to be your partner in all things, including your love for food."
This vow is sure to bring a smile to your partner's face and show them that you love them no matter what.
While there’s nothing wrong with your wedding vows bringing a heartfelt tear to your partner’s eye, a few witty and unexpected punchlines can also made your vows memorable and true to your relationship. So, if you're looking to add a touch of comedy to your own wedding ceremony, take inspiration from these hilarious examples and get ready for a celebration filled with laughter, love, and happily ever after!
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